Ocean Drive - Океан Удовольствий, флуд... просто флуд... без ножек Буша и лука Опции

[Fantomas]

Ну нормальная такая....
Вопщем старые диваны , кресла, табуретки, столы шкафы все на помойку. Опять все с чистого листа...
Блин........ как говорится одна беда не приходит......
У меня хард-драйф на компе тоже полетел..... и весь мой архив..... Все мои любимые фильмы, вся моя музыкальная коллекция на 70 гегов. Я её собирал не один год, все фотки......
Вопщем настроение печальное... Опять все по новой качать искать......
эх-хххххх...... //вздохнув печально//

Сообщение было отредактировано Кирасир: 29.09.2009, 06:10

[Santa Klaus]

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Dear Maid, Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom since I have brought my own bath-sized Imperial Leather.

In just 5 days here I have accumulated 24 little bars of soap. Why are you doing this to me? S. Berman

Dear Mr Kensedder, My bath-size Imperial Leather is missing. Every bar of soap was taken from my room, including my own bath-size Imperial Leather. I came in late last night and had to call the bellhop to bring me 4 little Cashmere Bouquets. S. Berman

Dear Mrs Carmen, Who the hell left 54 little bars of Camay in my room?

Dear Mr Berman, You complained of too much soap in your room, so I had them removed. Then you complained to Mr Kensedder that all your soap was missing, so I personally returned them. The 24 Camays which had been taken and the 3 Camays you are supposed to receive daily.

Dear Mrs Carmen, Just a short note to bring you up-to-date on my latest soap inventory. As of today I possess:
* On the shelf under the medicine cabinet -18 Camay in 4 stacks of 4 and 1 stack of 2.
* On the Kleenex dispenser - 11 Camay in 2 stacks of 4 and 1stack of 3.
* On the bedroom dresser - 1 stack of 3 Cashmere Bouquet, 1 stack of 4 hotel-size Ivory, and 8 Camay in 2 stacks of 4.
* Inside the medicine cabinet - 14 Camay in 3 stacks of 4 and 1 stack of 2.
* In the shower soap dish - 6 Camay, very moist.
* On the northeast corner of the tub - 1 Cashmere Bouquet, slightly used.
* On the northwest corner of the tub - 6 Camays in 2 stacks of 3. Please ask Kathy when she services my room to make sure the stacks are neatly piled and dusted. Also, please advise her that stacks of more than 4 have a tendency to tip. May I suggest that my bedroom window sill is not in use and will make an excellent spot for future soap deliveries. One more item, I have purchased another bar of bath-size Imperial Leather, which I am keeping in the hotel vault in order to avoid further misunderstandings. > > S. Berman > > > >

Короче, хотели как лучше, а получилось как всегда. Задолбали мужика со своим мылом.